naelany | (no subject)

After 40 Years Of Marriage

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for
being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you
each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around
the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her
magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appe
ared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were
deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy
waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years
old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful
bastards should remember fairies are female.....