This too, shall pass.......

After 40 Years Of Marriage

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating  their 40th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
  She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for
being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you
each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around
the  world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her
magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appe
ared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were
deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy
waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years
old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful
bastards should remember fairies are female.....

*snort* ahem... I bring you..... For u, deth b too kind

Into a kitten I have turned... yeeeeeeeeeeees....l

Tell me that this kitten doesn't look like Yoda! ^_~

Because we could all do with some laughter and cuteness, I'm not putting this behind a cut for a change. Taken this from moira_ramsay (with permission, of course).

Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY

A woman was driving with her three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible
ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As she was reeling from the shock, she heard her
5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That
lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2) OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother. The note read,
"The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."

3) KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of
the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so
she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the
phone."Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you
right now. She's hitting the bottle."

4) MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself
in the women's locker room. When he was spotted,
the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched
in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter,
haven't you ever seen a little boy before."

5) POLICE

It was the end of the day when I parked my police
van in front of the station. As I gathered my
equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and
I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog
you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is,"
I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then
towards the back of the van. Finally he said,
"What'd he do?"

6) ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers
lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my
4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She
was unfailingly intrigued by the various ap pliances
of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of
false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for the ine vitable barrage of questions, she merely
turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will
never believe this!"

7) DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a
party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo,
she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always
gives you a headache the next morning. "

8) SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
won't let me talk!"

9) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was
fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an
old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment
in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's
Adam's underwear."

Ok, this is just too funny...swiped this from moonlit_knyght



Just FYI, the spoken language is Swedish, though I believe the written text on the bottom to be Danish. Of course, the English text is on the top of the screen ^_~. Enjoy!

Dear Lord.... check this out. Don't forget to put your speakers on. *shakes head*

Oh my gosh, you've got to watch this... poor thing! Of course, I say that and can't stop laughing at the same time lol

Check these out! rhiannontherose, might be something for you? Or for you, brightshadowsky.

Check out this cat *chuckles*

( *giggle* )

Sorry, but after the day I've had already, i had to share this, as it made me giggle