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Jan. 13th, 2008 07:16 amCheck out this little ze-donk? It's too cute. Wonder what it'll look like when it's all grown up...
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Oct. 10th, 2007 04:29 pmBecause we could all do with some laughter and cuteness, I'm not putting this behind a cut for a change. Taken this from
moira_ramsay (with permission, of course).
Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY
A woman was driving with her three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible
ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As she was reeling from the shock, she heard her
5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That
lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother. The note read,
"The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."
3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of
the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so
she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the
phone."Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you
right now. She's hitting the bottle."
4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself
in the women's locker room. When he was spotted,
the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched
in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter,
haven't you ever seen a little boy before."
5) POLICE
It was the end of the day when I parked my police
van in front of the station. As I gathered my
equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and
I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog
you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is,"
I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then
towards the back of the van. Finally he said,
"What'd he do?"
6) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers
lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my
4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She
was unfailingly intrigued by the various ap pliances
of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of
false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for the ine vitable barrage of questions, she merely
turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will
never believe this!"
7) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a
party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo,
she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always
gives you a headache the next morning. "
8) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
won't let me talk!"
9) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was
fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an
old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment
in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's
Adam's underwear."
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Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY
A woman was driving with her three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible
ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As she was reeling from the shock, she heard her
5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That
lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother. The note read,
"The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."
3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of
the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so
she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the
phone."Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you
right now. She's hitting the bottle."
4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself
in the women's locker room. When he was spotted,
the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched
in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter,
haven't you ever seen a little boy before."
5) POLICE
It was the end of the day when I parked my police
van in front of the station. As I gathered my
equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and
I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog
you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is,"
I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then
towards the back of the van. Finally he said,
"What'd he do?"
6) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers
lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my
4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She
was unfailingly intrigued by the various ap pliances
of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of
false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for the ine vitable barrage of questions, she merely
turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will
never believe this!"
7) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a
party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo,
she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always
gives you a headache the next morning. "
8) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
won't let me talk!"
9) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was
fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an
old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment
in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's
Adam's underwear."
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Aug. 26th, 2006 12:45 pmGesundheit! Turn up your speakers and keep watching, it's funny even without understanding Japanese.
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Aug. 25th, 2006 03:33 pmAwwww...go watch http://www.11alive.com/video/player.aspx?aid=57001&bw=this video! Don't forget to put up your sound